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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:27 pm
by Jared A
Today he turned 70 years old, and I'm sure instead of blowing out the candles... he gave them a bad ass round house kick!!!!
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:47 pm
by whteshark
"The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris; the result is death!"
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:53 pm
by Jared A
A single Chuck Norris round house kick can power the city of New York for 37minutes.
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:55 pm
by whteshark
"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun......and won."
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:36 pm
by Shagg
Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:56 pm
by Jared A
Shagg wrote:Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee
This my friend is a dirty lie!
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:24 am
by Michael D.
The opening scene from Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on dodgeball games Chuck Norris played in as a kid.