Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!

Jared A · Post by **Jared A** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:27 pm

Today he turned 70 years old, and I'm sure instead of blowing out the candles... he gave them a bad ass round house kick!!!!

whteshark · Post by **whteshark** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:47 pm

"The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris; the result is death!"

Jared A · Post by **Jared A** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:53 pm

A single Chuck Norris round house kick can power the city of New York for 37minutes.

whteshark · Post by **whteshark** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:55 pm

"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun......and won."

Shagg · Post by **Shagg** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:36 pm

Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee

Jared A · Post by **Jared A** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:56 pm

Shagg wrote:Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee

This my friend is a dirty lie!

Michael D. · Post by **Michael D.** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:24 am

The opening scene from Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on dodgeball games Chuck Norris played in as a kid.